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-# Zoey's Website
+# not Zoey's Website
 
-Welcome! I'm Zoey, a trans woman in the <abbr title="Pacific Northwest">PNW</abbr>.
+Welcome! I'm (not) Zoey, a trans woman located in the Pacific Northwest.
 
 There's not much here, so here are some other places I'm at sometimes: